most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:
“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”
tree houses are sick because ur literally forcing a tree to hold the corpse of his fallen brother and if that isnt the most metal thing ever i dont know what is
Friendly reminder Liam can sing like this.
WHAT THE FUCK
This is fucking hot as shit. Damn.
EVERY DAMN TIME UGH FUCK ME
IM CRYING OH MY FUCKING GOD
Tyler Brunsman + Puns on Twitter
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
if anyone ever tried to punch zayn their hand would be slowed down by god and it’d turn into a gentle caress